Now that Tess is starting kindergarten this fall, something completely insane but also necessary is about to happen in our house.
Read MoreSummer Madness, or Three Rules to Keep Me Sane with the Kids
Summertiiiime, and the livin' is actually not so easy. This is my sixth summer being at home with the kids. It is without structure. It is free form. It is a freaking disaster. Or at least it can be, if I don't do it right.
Read MoreOn the DL
As you may know, I had knee surgery a few weeks ago. You see, Last December I went to a trampoline center. I was enticed by something that'll probably never happen for me without significant elastic assistance: dunking. That's right, they had a giant trampoline under a basketball hoop. How could I say no? What could go wrong?
Read MoreNight-Night
For some time now, we've suspected that Tess has an auditory processing disorder. She's slow to respond to sounds. Sometimes she doesn't appear to register them at all. We narrate her day, singing, "Okay Tess, let's walk walk walk," or "Want to eat? Eat eat eat?" I'm sure we sound like nutballs.
Read MoreOh No
School vacation week is coming to an end. As in other years, with time off Tess blazed new trails. We never know when she'll hit a new phase of development. She's on her own timeline. But it's safe to say that this week she finally reached a new phase. One that we've been dreading in a big, big way.
Read MoreOh Yes
This week my wife and I both got an email. It was one of the greatest messages I've ever gotten in my entire life. It was from Tess's teacher.
Read MoreNo, I Am Not on Glue
For a few months when we lived in another state, I sometimes drove our car, even though I had let the inspection lapse. "What are you, on glue?" my friend wanted to know when he found out. "You could lose your license. You can get fined. They can take your car away."
Read MorePixie Cut
Tess got herself a nifty hairdo recently. It's what's known in tonsorial circles as a pixie cut. Yes, it's a bit boyish, I know. My wife was slightly horrified when she and I returned from the haircut place. Barrettes were assembled, to signify to the world that she's a girl. But aesthetics aside, we had a good reason for giving the T-Bird such a short 'do.
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